Blast from the Past
An all-purpose goodbye memo I sent to my coworkers on my last day at my old job.
On my last day here at (place of tolerable employment), I want to express how (cheap lie) I am to have worked with all of you. My time here has been a (poor travel metaphor), and my experiences have really (sappy homile concerning spiritual growth). I have (excessive exaggeration) every moment I’ve spent here – from the day I (saccharine anecdote) to the times we (bland provincial reference). I just want you all to know how much it’s meant to me to be here – I feel I’ve truly (verbed) my (buzzword) – and no matter where I go I will always “(inappropriate and ill-thought literary reference),” and carry with me the memory of (outdated inside joke). Really, I mean it – to me, (increasingly less tolerable place of employment) will always be (awkward colloquialism). I wish each and every one of you (highly generalized expressions of good will, as I am already forgetting your names). And let’s not forget (monkey reference)! Ha ha!
Love,
Harriet
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